Comments on: When a Newspaper Classified Ad turns into a Joke

By: Part Time Job Vacancy

Part Time Job Vacancy — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:06:24 +0000

Smart People Start A Part-Time Home Business For Extra Income…

You need more money to buy your children new school clothes, you need more money to help pay your monthly bills, or you need more money to help pay off your credit card debt. So want do most people do when they need more money? Most people think about …

By: Brother Fydallyn

Brother Fydallyn — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 14:42:28 +0000

Most classifieds in the mainstream newspapers are peppered with silly mistakes. The other day we were quite taken aback when we came across an an advert in the NST which went like this:

“Chinese trading cumpany looking for a Mandalin spoken young graduate woman to work as a clasher. Part time also can but must also speak Melayu.”

Yeah man, we will all be dead if we begin clashing with one another in Boleh land!

So guess local papers are no exeception. The now defunct Sarawak Tribune was literally littered with silly grammartical errors all over its pages. The GREAT EASTERN TIMES is no angel either. See yesterday’s edition (Saturday, July 27, 2007).

Borneo Post has come a long way as far as its language and reports are concerned. But what is still lacking is quality printing. The newsprint reminds me of some scrapbook quality that we used to have in Britain in the Sixties. Very dirty and dark. Don’t know what the KTS people are doing! They have all the good people to turn the paper around but looks like their printing is going to drag them down.

By: KennetH

KennetH — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:38:27 +0000

i think they did this to attract more people. A new skill makes advertisement more attractive

By: GeminiGeek

GeminiGeek — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:48:23 +0000

Yeah. I am NEET at the moment X/

By: Dan from BlogWawasan

Dan from BlogWawasan — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:27:21 +0000

I think they meant the work scope la. Anyway..u looking for a job? lol

By: sirsc

sirsc — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:11:03 +0000

whoa..so kaya ! i will be super rich ~

By: pelf

pelf — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:23:29 +0000

LOL.
What does a kaya ball do, I wonder?

By: SubKi||er

SubKi||er — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:40:11 +0000

Me: Hello, i’m looking for a vacancy stated on Borneo Post?
Boss: Yeah, we still have an empty vacancy.
Me: Well, i thought for a long time, i guess i want to be waffle because i’m too big for kaya ball and too long for sweetcorn so i’ll just be flat.
Boss: Er, you’re looking for vacancy?
Me: Yeah, being the waffle? How much do you pay?
Boss: Well, we sell waffle for RM2.00 per piece…
Me: What? So low pay?
Boss: What do you expect? We’re not selling waffles dipped in shark fin…
Me: *sigh* I’ll look for another job then. *puts down phone*
Boss: ……… *thinks, what the hell with these guys…*

By: Zul

Zul — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:41:48 +0000

And they have on top there “Advertise in the Borneo Post for the Good Result.”

By: GeminiGeek

GeminiGeek — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:19:48 +0000

Haven’t call them. Their pay shouldn’t be that bad