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Blogruelty

June 11th, 2007 in Writings

blo·gru·el·ty (n) – A cruel act portrayed in a blog.

Ok, such word doesn’t exist. However, such act exists in our own, Malaysian Blogosphere! Now how great is that? I am always looking for such cruel and mean stuff in Malaysia. Welcome to our Malaysian Censorship Board, I am not able to enjoy horrifying and mean stuff in our local movie scene. There’s nothing cruel or mean in the so called scary movie like Jangan Pandang Belakang.

Thanks to our own local blogger, I am able to enjoy myself without resorting to the SAW series pirated DVD. His cruel act is comparable to those we see in the SAW movie, only not on human. The cruelty is on Toys instead.

I’m not sure what he has against this cute greeny character Shrek, but Daniel Ooi hates it so much, he tortures him. Badly.

First he tortures him with drivers, pliers and cutters…

Then, he pours kerosene to that poor little green toy… Powered by Shell some more

Lastly, he burns it.

All pictures are courtesy of BlogWawasan. And yeah, you don’t want to know the end result of this burning torture. It’s too cruel, and I don’t want to label my blog as 18SG.

Not only Shrek is tortured, the Donkey got tortured too. Now how evil is that? The Donkey Torture is even more cruel than The Burning Shrek.

Firstly, Donkey is Drill on his mouth, particularly to shut him up.

Next, cut the head off. This is to 100% ensure that Donkey doesn’t talk anymore.

Continue to cut off other parts of Donkey.

But this is not the end of it. Cooking it is the next section of the torture!!

You should have already guessed it. He baked buns with Donkey fillings.

He drills him, cut him, and baked him. And he even have a video of the process. I mean, seriously, Donkey is still talking when he drills him!!

See the blogruelty? Gah, I should be studying for my exams…

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