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Helloz Myz Namez Isz GeminiGeekz

September 29th, 2005 in Writings

There you go, I call it the “Z” disease. I don’t know why people nowadays can’t type properly. From what I can see, there’s several type of typing diseases that has been going around the internet world.

The “Z” Disease
This is a very unique one, I can say. They tend to add z to almost every word they type. For example, “Helloz, my namez is GeminiGeek,” or the very popular “LOLZZZ” or “hahahahahaZZZZZZ“.

The “X” Disease (Rare)
This x type is similiar to z, only it’s very rare compare to the z type.

The “Studly Caps” Disease
This is quite common, you can see it all around the Friendster’s Profile. ThEy TeNd To TyPE LiKe ThIs. I Don’T KnOW WhY. TyPiNg LiKe ThiS iS a WasTE oF tIMe.

The “T3H N00B L337″ Disease
This T3H N00B L337 disease is someone who try so hard to type like the leet, but somehow it turns out unleet. Well, they thought that by mixing numbers and doing the studly caps thing can make them type like leet. Hello? Leetspeek isn’t as simple as that.

The “Super Short” Disease
This is the hardest to understand, and one of the kind that i hate the most. They’re chatting, not texting, and yet the shortform and acronym they use are as if the space for typing is so short. Seriously. Example? I wil wt 4 u 2day at his hse. 2molo u com oso nvm. i cn slip hre.

A very serious problem, isn’t it?

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