Monthly Archive
Browsing entries posted on January 2005
No Mineral Water?
My friend complained that the shopping mall that he worked at, not even a shop in that freakin mall sell mineral water. Can you just believe that?
It’s Miri’s Imperial Mall & Court. There use to be a supermarket there, but it somehow moved to other place. So, now it’s bought by other supermarket, or shall I say, some company. Well, this company turns the 4 floor supermarket to a departmental store!! Only sells clothes!! And the forth floor sell electrical and other stuff.
A so called shopping mall, not even a shop there sell mineral water?
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I can’t sleep!!!
Help!! I can’t sleep. Help Me!!! Is there anyway to make me sleep?? 
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Sex, Girls and Picking Nose
Sex, girls and picking nose? Not related, right? Here’s what my friend told me yesterday. He’s a guy.
You know why girls enjoy sex?
- Try picking your nose, don you just feel good?
(ooh, it depends 
)
You know why girls don’t like to have sex when they’re on period?
- Try picking your nose when you nosebleed, do you enjoy it?
(eeewww…….)
You know why girls don’t really enjoy sex when you’re using condoms?
- Try picking your nose with a glove, do you love it?
(eewww…….)
You know why girls don like to be raped?
- Try to have other people picking your nose, you want it?
(OMG…. HAHAHAHAHAHA)
My friend is insane.
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More Homeworks!!!
I did something stupid today. Totally stupid. Extremely stupid.
It was my math. We’re doing graphs today. It’s fun. It’s almost end of the class, and my teacher say, “OK, since there’s no maths for tommorow and Wednesday, so I’m gonna give you all more homework”
“What? Tommorow no maths? Why?” I said.
“Why? Memang no maths lah!!”, my teacher replied.
Then i check my time table there’s no maths until Thursday. I thought teacher will be going on course or something. It’s the third week in school, and I still don’t know my class’s schedule. Oh well….
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Syoknya Fatt Choy!!
CNY is coming, there goes Telekom and their Fatt Choy spirit. They’re kind, giving people gifts away. What a nice advertising strategy, or maybe they’re too rich.
But why don’t they do something better? Why don’t they install extra streamyx port at my place? I’d be happy. I’d have a great Chinese New Year. I’ve been waiting for more than half a year to get the port to be installed.
Why don’t they spent their effort on getting the port ready rather than touring giving people gifts?
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