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Browsing entries posted on January 2005
Guys or Girls?
I always wonder, how is it like becoming a girl. Hey, I’m not saying I wan to become pondan/akua. Anyway, this entry is mainly about what i understands about being a girl. Don’t sue me. :noworry:
Something to consider becoming a girl
The first thing is, if im a girl, then I will have breast. I wonder how does it feel having 2 things in front of you, bouncing when your exercising. Hmm… is it hard wearing a bra? And will the breast size issue be sensitive among girls? Hmm… just wondering.
Then, I will consider about pee-ing. 
If I’m a girl, I can no longer stand to pee. Oh no 
3rd thing: Being pretty. Well, if it’s my luck becoming pretty, I wonder how does it feels when all the guys start looking/staring at you at shopping complex. Guys love to see pretty girls, right? :tounge:
Next thing is: Period. I know nothing about period. I know nothing about Kotex/Laurier or anything related. Man, if I have period, I wonder how am I going to handle it. Ask my mom, maybe.
Then I must consider learning my rights as a girl. Such as when guys simply touch here and there, I can report for sexual harassment. Cool. But it’s weird, what if it’s the girls who simply touch here and there to a guy, can that guy report for sexual harassment?
Another thing to consider is about hair. It’s either hair on your head, armpit, arms, legs, being a girl must know how to take care of it. Shave the hair on your legs with “Veet”, shampoo your head with “Pantene” and so on.
I guess there’s more about being a girl. Man, if I have a chance to convert, maybe I will choose no. It seems tough becoming a girl.
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Pause The Movie!!
I was having my lunch. Suddenly, my sister laugh like mad. So I ask her what’s going on. She replied:
“I press pause on the dvd player’s remote control to stop the TV3’s show”
She wanted to reply an SMS from a friend. She kept pressing pause and in the end, she realise it was not a DVD Movie she was watching. And my sis is not that old though. She’s just in her early 20’s.
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No Handphones In Class!!
I do not allow you all to use handphones when class is still on. If you bring handphones, give it to your class teacher and you are only allowed to use during reccess, when emergency. I don’t even allow teacher to bring handphone when he or she is teaching. They should either switch off or silent mode. Anyone tries to break the rules, I will take the handphone and keep it for this one whole year.
That’s what the principal say during one of the assembly last week.
It was my physics lesson. Teacher teach all those confusing and hard to understand formula. And then:
*tit-tit-tit-teeeeee-teeeeeee tit-tit-tit-teeeeeeee-teeeeeeeeeee* (sms tone)
Everyone look at each other. Teacher smiles. It was teacher’s phone. I wonder will the principal take my teacher’s handphone and keep it for the whole year? :unsure:
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See? Now im FUCKED
My TMNet bill reaches RM170. For only the call charges, not yet TMNet charges. But i seldom use my own user account (eherm, :tounge:).
Anyway, who’s to blame now? Myself? Telekom?
- Answer is me and TELEKOM.
Whenever it comes to internet, I have to blame myself because I am such an online freak. But when it comes to bill, I need to blame Telekom for keeping me waiting for my streamyx for 7 MONTHS. I think Telekom now enjoys eating the RM170 rather than providing me streamyx and eating only RM88 a month.
Because of this, I’m only allowed to online 15 minutes a day. Who’s fault? Telekom lah!!! Same old “no port” reason for the 7 month. Idiots. Stupid. Lazy.
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The Power of the Word “SEX”
I checked my site traffic recently. One word to describe. *SHOCKED*
The traffic for 21st January increased, 2 times. Normally i got about 600-1000 hits a day. Hits, not visit, and its little right? Sigh~ My site isn’t that popular. So anyway, for 21st January, I got about 2000 hits. All because of one post. This particular post.
Sex, Girls and Picking Nose
It’s pretty obvious. The word sex attracts visitor to my site. I’m a petaling street pinger. Looks like everyone is into sex post eeh? :tounge: Just my assumption, no offence.
But after seeing this, I wonder, should I change my site name to Clueless Sex? Ouch, than it will be a sex blog rather than a student’s blog on his life, his opinions and his ramblings. Hehehehe, the power of the word “SEX”. :tounge:
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