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Browsing entries posted on November 2004
If I’m Granted With 3 Wishes…
If I have 3 wishes, what would I wish for? There’s so much thing I can wish for. Fame, wealth, health, peace, looks, you name it.
Well, the most important thing that I really want is STREAMYX!!! I WANT MY TMNET STREAMYX THAT WAS APPLIED 5 MONTHS AGO!!! TELEKOM DO YOUR JOB!!!
I have enough suffering this 5 months with 56k. I’ve seen the TmNet advert. “It’s the Broadband Age, It’s NOT the STONEAGE”. That advert realli piss me off. Oh, come on, I want to change from the Stone Age to Broadband Age, but how am I going to change if YOU YOURSELF MAKE ME WAIT FOR 5 MONTHS??
That advert sure is effective in PISSING 56K-ERS OFF, and those WHO’S STILL IN STUPID WAITING LIST. That could be the reason why that advert is not showing on TV now.
That’s it. End of Story. Thank You. I know it’s not related to 3 whishes, but Streamyx is now my wish.
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SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
Here’s what i found on my Friendster Bulletin Board.
Subject: S.H.I.T
Memo to all employees:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and Productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T).
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to
the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.TIf you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T. They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T.
Thank you for your time!
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
*Credits to JinThai*
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Such a Long Stop
I’ve stop blogging for almost a month. I’ve been busy with my exams preparation at the same time redeveloping my site while looking for a new host. Actually, during my stop I have so much to say, but due to my webhost problem, I just can’t blog. Sigh~
So now, it’s my holiday. I just don’t know what to do now, other than going online, chatting, and playing Gunbound. Get a part time? Not my type. Neh, I prefer to go online. Hehehehe
This time, I’m going to make a change to my site. I will start photolog, since i got daily picture forwarded to my Gmail. At the same time, I will maybe type a small mini tutorial on blogging with Blogger and Wordpress
Oh yea by the way, I support Firefox. I will write more later tonight.
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